We always have unusual conversations with our significant other. Sometimes, those conversations can even take us by surprise.
I think that’s what happened in the following joke when a husband and wife had a most unusual discussion in bed when they woke up in the morning. The problem was, she had something on her mind that just didn’t seem right.
This is the perfect joke for anyone who has a few years of life behind them. It’s also funny for anyone who enjoys laughing.
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.”
“Why not?” he asks.
She answers back, “Because I’m dead.”
The husband says, “What are you talking about? We’re both lying here in bed together and talking to one another.”
She says, “No, I’m definitely dead.”
He insists, “You’re not dead. What in the world makes you think you’re dead?”
“Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts.”